I am always having really weird dreams. One once involved a Sasquatch, a salad and a windshield wiper.

Another time, the dream involved me getting hit in the face with a metal pole, knocking out all my teeth, every single last one. I gathered them all up to run to the dentist immediately. The remainder of the dream comprised of dipshits bumping into me, sending all my teeth flying and generally keeping me from getting to that dentist. I’m sure Freud would have fun with that one.

Then today I belatedly found out that some of my kick-ass countrymen have figured out how to regrow teeth. Science be praised! Take that you dental nightmares!

Sunday, August 27th, 2006 · 8:18pm